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The King, the Lamar, and the 3rd Quarter

Watching Ar’Darius is such a joy compared to the bullshit we had to watch early in the season. He’s not perfect but he’s so damn instinctive and so damn energetic out there. Isn’t afraid to lay wood on anyone.
I wish he was couple inches taller.
We'd never have him then, though.
 
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This is glorious on steelers forum. And that was before the game.


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by tbsteel » Sat Jan 11, 2025 8:39 pm

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Dear Jesus Christ,

I know you're up there in the clouds right now just hanging out, probably playing an early Playstation 6 with your best friends Buddha, Genghis Khan, and Rowdy Roddy Piper, eating some deer jerky and downing some Monster energy drinks.

I'm sure it ain't easy being the son of the G-O you ain't ready for this D. Everyone constantly looking up to you for guidance and pestering you for shit all the GD time. I can relate, Jeebs. I feel like I've been the spiritual center of this message board this year. All the peons and lesser-thans looking up to me for guidance. Hoping that my words of wisdom can help bring some structure and meaning to their fandom and lives in general. Heavy is the head, right? Hah, you know it, Jesus. We're two birds of a feather, no doubt.

But if you have the time to put in a word with the head honcho, can you pass along a little message from yours truly?

Please God, strike down the false idol Mike Tomlin. Humble this weak man and all of those who support and cheer for him. Bend this arrogant fool over your holy knee and spank his rump with your heavenly, normal sized right hand--that is quite a contrast to grossly deformed, stomach-churning tiny hands of Kenny Pickett--until it is a cherry red-uh. Bring nothing but agony and sorrow to this man and all of those who still support him. Have the Steelers of Pittsburgh this man leads be wiped off the field today by the Raven Flock from ye olde Baltimore. Allow for the awe-inspiring destruction of the Steelers that is so glorious that it makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like a little ole peanut.

We humbly beg for your sweet, heavenly deliverance.

In Jesus name.

Amen.
 
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