Oldfaithful
Hall of Famer
Sadly, I cannot find my old mocks per the request of another.
So in this system of the time I want to send this message:
FUCK YOU ADMIN THREE FOR MAKING ME LOSE ALL MY HIGH QUALITY CONTENT. I TRY TO MAKE THE FORUM A FUNNIER PLACE WHILE PROVIDING SEMI-DECENT INSIGHT. BUT YOU RUIN MY FUN ANYWAY. I HOPE EDTHEMYTHICAL ONE AND RMCJACKET ARE RUINING YOUR BLOGS.
Anyway. Now that my pure anger is out of the way. Let's mock this things.
So this is an anti-traditional formula. It's going to be two total rounds. But one pick if we are picking in the beggining of the round, one in the middle, and one at the end because honestly, this season could go either way for us. In total, two rounds, six possible selections.
"But Lost, it's too early for a mock. Spring training is barely over"
Well screw you! I do what I want.
Round One:
1. SaQuon Barkley- My self-proclaimed man crush. Hands off JoeyFlex5, and other draft enthusiasts. He's MINE DAMN YOU. His athletic ability is impressive, as is his all around game. But what sets him apart in my eyes is his abilities to make people miss in the open field, and his vision. He's going to need to stop hurdling, but his ability to make people miss is reminiscent of the 2009 version of Ray Rice. The best part? He's 6'0 and weighs 220 and can move like that. Like the 2009 Ray Rice, he's got good, but not great long speed. But all in all, he has the potential to be an elite running back. We'd be beyond lucky if something bad happened(god forbid).
2. Harold Landry-
"BUT LOST. WE STOCKED UP ON PASS RUSHERS LAST DRAFT. WHY DRAFT ANOTHER ONE". Because it's my mock. That's why. And Landry is one of my favorite prospects. Good bend? Check. Good burst? Check. Knows how to use his hands? Check. Can put his hand in the dirt if he has to? Check. Harold Landry made a wise choice to stay in school. I think his production will remain high and he wouldn't have been a top end first rounder in the last draft despite leading the nation in sacks. Nonetheless, the dude has potential to be a very good player at the NFL level. I love me some Matt Judon and Tim Williams, but as Ozzie's old adage goes, "you can never have too many pass rushers". Besides, those idiotic analytics suggest that Tim Williams is nothing more than a situational player anyway. So let's get a guy who can do both full time and use Tim Williams like McPhee given the chance that he's right.
3. Quinten Nelson- OG
I've been preaching to the choir that we need to get more offensive lineman. So some may ask, why draft a guard then? We drafted Siragusa(a player I really liked) last year. Because Nelson has the potential to be a very good guard. That's why. We could put Nico at center and field a line next year of
Stanley-Nelson-Siragusa-Yanda-hopefully not Hurst(seriously.. Fucking cut him). Boom. That's your damn Cowboys offensive line. Combine that with the defense, and boom. Super bowl team..
Round two will be added tomorrow.
Hope you liked round one! If not, well.. Screw you.
So in this system of the time I want to send this message:
FUCK YOU ADMIN THREE FOR MAKING ME LOSE ALL MY HIGH QUALITY CONTENT. I TRY TO MAKE THE FORUM A FUNNIER PLACE WHILE PROVIDING SEMI-DECENT INSIGHT. BUT YOU RUIN MY FUN ANYWAY. I HOPE EDTHEMYTHICAL ONE AND RMCJACKET ARE RUINING YOUR BLOGS.
Anyway. Now that my pure anger is out of the way. Let's mock this things.
So this is an anti-traditional formula. It's going to be two total rounds. But one pick if we are picking in the beggining of the round, one in the middle, and one at the end because honestly, this season could go either way for us. In total, two rounds, six possible selections.
"But Lost, it's too early for a mock. Spring training is barely over"
Well screw you! I do what I want.
Round One:
1. SaQuon Barkley- My self-proclaimed man crush. Hands off JoeyFlex5, and other draft enthusiasts. He's MINE DAMN YOU. His athletic ability is impressive, as is his all around game. But what sets him apart in my eyes is his abilities to make people miss in the open field, and his vision. He's going to need to stop hurdling, but his ability to make people miss is reminiscent of the 2009 version of Ray Rice. The best part? He's 6'0 and weighs 220 and can move like that. Like the 2009 Ray Rice, he's got good, but not great long speed. But all in all, he has the potential to be an elite running back. We'd be beyond lucky if something bad happened(god forbid).
2. Harold Landry-
"BUT LOST. WE STOCKED UP ON PASS RUSHERS LAST DRAFT. WHY DRAFT ANOTHER ONE". Because it's my mock. That's why. And Landry is one of my favorite prospects. Good bend? Check. Good burst? Check. Knows how to use his hands? Check. Can put his hand in the dirt if he has to? Check. Harold Landry made a wise choice to stay in school. I think his production will remain high and he wouldn't have been a top end first rounder in the last draft despite leading the nation in sacks. Nonetheless, the dude has potential to be a very good player at the NFL level. I love me some Matt Judon and Tim Williams, but as Ozzie's old adage goes, "you can never have too many pass rushers". Besides, those idiotic analytics suggest that Tim Williams is nothing more than a situational player anyway. So let's get a guy who can do both full time and use Tim Williams like McPhee given the chance that he's right.
3. Quinten Nelson- OG
I've been preaching to the choir that we need to get more offensive lineman. So some may ask, why draft a guard then? We drafted Siragusa(a player I really liked) last year. Because Nelson has the potential to be a very good guard. That's why. We could put Nico at center and field a line next year of
Stanley-Nelson-Siragusa-Yanda-hopefully not Hurst(seriously.. Fucking cut him). Boom. That's your damn Cowboys offensive line. Combine that with the defense, and boom. Super bowl team..
Round two will be added tomorrow.
Hope you liked round one! If not, well.. Screw you.
