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Article Lost Mock #4

Discussion in 'PurpleFlock News' started by Lost_In_The_Sauce, Apr 1, 2019.

  1. Let’s DO IT

    Round One: T.J Hockenson, TE, Iowa


    Let’s be real. Hayden Hurst is a massive bust. He didn’t even catch a REAL touchdown and lost snaps to Maxx and Nicky Boyle. Mark Andrews, sex god that he is, is clearly the superior player. He’s ELITE. Hockenson is the next Gronkowski. There isn’t a better player in this draft to fit with Lamar Jackson.

    Round Three: Irv Smith Jr, TE, Alabama


    Let’s be real. Mark Andrews is a bust. We call him a sex god because of @OriolesMagicPlease, but let’s be real. At most he can last two minutes in the sack and is a two pump chump. We cannot have this pathetic “man” on our football team. Here’s a “tight end” that we could use with Lamar. At worst he can play WR.

    Round Three: Caleb Wilson, TE, UCLA


    Let’s be real. Nick Boyle needs to move to the offensive line. He’s slow, and not good at contested grabs. Since Hurst and Boyle are lost causes we need ourselves a REAL move TE that could line up in the slot.

    Round Four: Josh Oliver, TE, SJSU


    Let’s be real. Willie Snead is not a real slot WR. He’s a superhero, who has the power to always be open on third down and the NFL draft is going to be around the time of Avengers: Endgame. Snead is going to be MIA this season to help the Avengers stop Thanos, so we need to replace him. Here’s a replacement.

    Round Five: Zach Gentry, TE, Michigan


    Let’s be real. Orlando Brown Jr. belongs at G. He’s fat and slow and has no quick twitch muscles. Gentry is a good blocking TE that could allow us to move Boyle to T full-time, so now we have ourselves a replacement blocking TE.

    Round Six: Kaden Smith, TE, Stanford


    Let’s be real. We need a new HC. Someone smart. Here’s a person from Stanford. They can’t be dumb, that’s too good of a school. Also, he can play TE, a position we clearly need after this draft.

    Anyways guys, I hope you like it but let’s be real. SZNs over, move to team to Jacksonville.

    Mind the date......
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  2. art thou bored?
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  3. Replace both starting tackles with TEs because Tunsil is better than choir boy Stanley and Orlando brown is only good for fanfare
  4. of course lets draft all TEs
  5. The rise of the BalTEmore Ravens.
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  6. Let's be real.
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  7. Unironically, I wouldn't even be mad if we took Hock at 22. Dude is going to be a day in day out all pro.
  8. Let's be real.... It's our only true position of need
  9. Mind the date
  10. Ronnie Stanley should go back to seminary school
  11. Yeah your sorry ass can go spend a nice night at the Pit of Misery. Poof be gone.

  12. What day was it written?
  13. Bruh I don't care if it was written at the beginning of time
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