JoeyFlex5
Hall of Famer
based on current draft positions:
1. Cleveland Browns: Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA
2. SF 49ers: Saquon Barkley, RB, PS
3. NY Giants: Sam Darnold, QB, USC; the Eli era is coming to an end, he simply doesnt have it anymore.
4. Indy Colts: Minkah Fitzpatrick, DB, Bama; teams are inquiring about a vontae davis trade and it wouldnt shock me, hooker still has health concerns, they have no quality safety play outside of a healthy hooker and worst case scenario they can pair fitz with quincy wilson as a solid future cb tandem and fitz can be a moving piece.
5. Cincinnati Bengals: Mike McGlinchey, OT, ND; arguably BPA and a big need.
6. Denver Broncos: Da'Ron Payne, DT, Bama
7. LA Chargers: Josh Allen, LB, kentucky
8. Cleveland Browns: Calvin Ridley, WR, Bama; fuck you cleveland.
9. Chicago Bears: Bradley Chubb, DE, SC; mcphee has been good but has been knicked up often and after the 2018 season he could see the door, the bears want a big hearty guy on the edge to line up across from leonard floyd and could potentially play the 5T in their 3-4 front, giving them a scary group.
10. TB Bucs: Arden Key, DE, LSU
11. NY Jets: Lamar Jackson, QB, LSU
12. Baltimore Ravens: Quenton Nelson, G, ND; potentially the best guard prospect in god knows how long, by far the best guard prospect ive ever seen, i pound the table for him as a perennial all pro guard, with an interior of nelson, jensen, and yanda, we have the scariest fuckers in the league paving the way for alex collins, and we finally put a good player on stanleys inside, and we even have yandas replacement, its so easy here.
13. AZ Cardinals: Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming.
14. Oakland Raiders: Nick Chubb, RB, Georgia; shock the world and take a very good workhorse back, take some load off of Carr, make better use of that solid OL, and move on from Lynch who probably will end up just saying fuck it and taking a midseason vacation at some point.
15. Washington Redskins: Clelin Ferrell, DE, Clemson; junior galette has been unreliable for them from suspensions to injuries, for all the solid edge defenders they have in kerrigan, smith, and anderson, none are really elite pass rushers.
16. Miami Dolphins: Derwin James, S, FSU
17. Dallas Cowboys: Roquan Smith, LB, Georgia
18. Detroit Lions: Hayden Hurst, TE, SC; isnt ebron supposedly on his way out?
19. GB Packers: Martinas Rankin, OL, MSST
20. Atlanta Falcons: Courtland Sutton, WR, SMU; why? because fuck you and your secondary, thats why.
21. Buffalo Bills: Ronnie Harrison, S, Bama
22. Jacksonville Jags: Orlando Brown, OT, OU
23. Seattle Seahawks: James Washington, WR, OKSTU; been a long time since they added some flash to their team with an early pick, and their wr corps has been average forever.
24. Carolina Panthers: Auden Tate, WR, FSU; funchess has been coming to life a little bit, 2 massive targets for cam with the speedster samuel, a strong TE duo, and mcaffrey the all purpose threat, make this a scary offense, there is no way to guard all of these mismatches plus account for cams feet.
25. Tennessee Titans: Ken Webster, CB, Ole Miss
26. Buffalo Bills: Dorrance Armstrong, Kansas
27. LA Rams: Christian Wilkins, DL, Clemson; major upgrade from ethan westbrooks, and great value pick, turns their 3-down linemen into something scary.
28. Minnesota Vikings: Rashaan Evans, LB, Bama; upgrade from ben gedeon with another monster off-ball LB who can edge rush, because fuck your qb.
29. Pittsburgh Steelers: Denzel Ward, CB, OSU; haden should only be a stopgap.
30. NO Saints: Vita Vea, NT, Washington
31. NE Shitbags: Trenton Thompson, DT, Georgia
32. Philadelphia Eagles: Malik Jefferson, LB, TX
Ravens Round 2: Anthony Miller, WR, Memphis; im sorry guys, i know i mocked this last time, but these 2 picks seem so perfect to me. if mark andrews is available here ill take him instead, also bryce love and derrius guice would make it hard to pass, but miller seems most likely to be available.
Round 3: Baker Mayfield, QB, OU; LETS FUCKIN SHOCK THE WORLD BOYS!(been seeing him with third round stock lately, hoping for this. would honestly take him in 2)
Round 3 proj. comp: Deon Cain, WR, Clemson; we'll be riding the alex collins wagon next year, and with a defensive foundation were looking to build an offense for the future around our new qb(makes my stomach turn to say that...)
Round 4: Adonis Alexander, DB, VT; you can never have too many good corners, with jimmy smith, marlon humphrey, brandon carr, maurice canady, and now alexander, you have a ridiculous stable of long, strong, 6'-6'3" corners, not to mention tavon young and jaylen hill returning to play the nickel and backup nickel, and then humphrey and alexander could both potentially play safety, as they have the skill set.
Round 5: Josey Jewell, LB, Iowa; tough as nails, instinctive, playmaker. he isnt the most athletic but we keep trying athletic linebackers like arthur brown and correa and we keep failing miserably, lets swing on a mid round guy who at least has the mental chops to always be in the right place,squeeze the ballcarrier into traffic, and make proper form tackles, along with a fair number of shot gaps resulting in TFLs.
Round 6: Rashaad Penny, SDST; jordan howard-like running style, subtle cuts and never breaks his downhill stride, good center of gravity, and blasts tacklers with his low pads and driving legs.
1. Cleveland Browns: Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA
2. SF 49ers: Saquon Barkley, RB, PS
3. NY Giants: Sam Darnold, QB, USC; the Eli era is coming to an end, he simply doesnt have it anymore.
4. Indy Colts: Minkah Fitzpatrick, DB, Bama; teams are inquiring about a vontae davis trade and it wouldnt shock me, hooker still has health concerns, they have no quality safety play outside of a healthy hooker and worst case scenario they can pair fitz with quincy wilson as a solid future cb tandem and fitz can be a moving piece.
5. Cincinnati Bengals: Mike McGlinchey, OT, ND; arguably BPA and a big need.
6. Denver Broncos: Da'Ron Payne, DT, Bama
7. LA Chargers: Josh Allen, LB, kentucky
8. Cleveland Browns: Calvin Ridley, WR, Bama; fuck you cleveland.
9. Chicago Bears: Bradley Chubb, DE, SC; mcphee has been good but has been knicked up often and after the 2018 season he could see the door, the bears want a big hearty guy on the edge to line up across from leonard floyd and could potentially play the 5T in their 3-4 front, giving them a scary group.
10. TB Bucs: Arden Key, DE, LSU
11. NY Jets: Lamar Jackson, QB, LSU
12. Baltimore Ravens: Quenton Nelson, G, ND; potentially the best guard prospect in god knows how long, by far the best guard prospect ive ever seen, i pound the table for him as a perennial all pro guard, with an interior of nelson, jensen, and yanda, we have the scariest fuckers in the league paving the way for alex collins, and we finally put a good player on stanleys inside, and we even have yandas replacement, its so easy here.
13. AZ Cardinals: Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming.
14. Oakland Raiders: Nick Chubb, RB, Georgia; shock the world and take a very good workhorse back, take some load off of Carr, make better use of that solid OL, and move on from Lynch who probably will end up just saying fuck it and taking a midseason vacation at some point.
15. Washington Redskins: Clelin Ferrell, DE, Clemson; junior galette has been unreliable for them from suspensions to injuries, for all the solid edge defenders they have in kerrigan, smith, and anderson, none are really elite pass rushers.
16. Miami Dolphins: Derwin James, S, FSU
17. Dallas Cowboys: Roquan Smith, LB, Georgia
18. Detroit Lions: Hayden Hurst, TE, SC; isnt ebron supposedly on his way out?
19. GB Packers: Martinas Rankin, OL, MSST
20. Atlanta Falcons: Courtland Sutton, WR, SMU; why? because fuck you and your secondary, thats why.
21. Buffalo Bills: Ronnie Harrison, S, Bama
22. Jacksonville Jags: Orlando Brown, OT, OU
23. Seattle Seahawks: James Washington, WR, OKSTU; been a long time since they added some flash to their team with an early pick, and their wr corps has been average forever.
24. Carolina Panthers: Auden Tate, WR, FSU; funchess has been coming to life a little bit, 2 massive targets for cam with the speedster samuel, a strong TE duo, and mcaffrey the all purpose threat, make this a scary offense, there is no way to guard all of these mismatches plus account for cams feet.
25. Tennessee Titans: Ken Webster, CB, Ole Miss
26. Buffalo Bills: Dorrance Armstrong, Kansas
27. LA Rams: Christian Wilkins, DL, Clemson; major upgrade from ethan westbrooks, and great value pick, turns their 3-down linemen into something scary.
28. Minnesota Vikings: Rashaan Evans, LB, Bama; upgrade from ben gedeon with another monster off-ball LB who can edge rush, because fuck your qb.
29. Pittsburgh Steelers: Denzel Ward, CB, OSU; haden should only be a stopgap.
30. NO Saints: Vita Vea, NT, Washington
31. NE Shitbags: Trenton Thompson, DT, Georgia
32. Philadelphia Eagles: Malik Jefferson, LB, TX
Ravens Round 2: Anthony Miller, WR, Memphis; im sorry guys, i know i mocked this last time, but these 2 picks seem so perfect to me. if mark andrews is available here ill take him instead, also bryce love and derrius guice would make it hard to pass, but miller seems most likely to be available.
Round 3: Baker Mayfield, QB, OU; LETS FUCKIN SHOCK THE WORLD BOYS!(been seeing him with third round stock lately, hoping for this. would honestly take him in 2)
Round 3 proj. comp: Deon Cain, WR, Clemson; we'll be riding the alex collins wagon next year, and with a defensive foundation were looking to build an offense for the future around our new qb(makes my stomach turn to say that...)
Round 4: Adonis Alexander, DB, VT; you can never have too many good corners, with jimmy smith, marlon humphrey, brandon carr, maurice canady, and now alexander, you have a ridiculous stable of long, strong, 6'-6'3" corners, not to mention tavon young and jaylen hill returning to play the nickel and backup nickel, and then humphrey and alexander could both potentially play safety, as they have the skill set.
Round 5: Josey Jewell, LB, Iowa; tough as nails, instinctive, playmaker. he isnt the most athletic but we keep trying athletic linebackers like arthur brown and correa and we keep failing miserably, lets swing on a mid round guy who at least has the mental chops to always be in the right place,squeeze the ballcarrier into traffic, and make proper form tackles, along with a fair number of shot gaps resulting in TFLs.
Round 6: Rashaad Penny, SDST; jordan howard-like running style, subtle cuts and never breaks his downhill stride, good center of gravity, and blasts tacklers with his low pads and driving legs.
