Oldfaithful
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Leave her with the bill too. Might teach her some responsibility.I'd walk out right then and there, just sayin.
Leave her with the bill too. Might teach her some responsibility.I'd walk out right then and there, just sayin.
Dessert before dinner on the first date amiright?Life is short, eat dessert first.
Absolutely.Dessert before dinner on the first date amiright?
I just showed this to my wife who said, ain't she just a little ray of pitch black!I show the girl a picture of my dog and she goes “wow that looks like a little shit, I hate dogs”
Bonus points for it being YOUR dogYou have a legit reason. It’s not that you hate dogs, you hate germs(totally understandable). And since you took the time to explain yourself, that’s fine. I wouldn’t be mad at that.
I show the girl a picture of my dog and she goes “wow that looks like a little shit, I hate dogs”
Hey brother, don't trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer, because the judge in the town has bloodstains on his hands. Word of advice, request a jury trial.I’m so lost. But uh, not guilty?
LIESI’m so lost. But uh, not guilty?
Before we sentence you @DeVito52 , answer this ONE question: do you or do you not HATE dogs?LIES
I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO THE PIT OF MISERY. DILLY DILLY
Does it matter to our verdict though?Before we sentence you @DeVito52 , answer this ONE question: do you or do you not HATE dogs?
Do not waive your Miranda rights and refuse the polygraph.You’ve got the wrong guy
He’s lying. As a cop you know him refusing the polygraph is basically admitting guilt.
Do not waive your Miranda rights and refuse the polygraph.
It does, but as soon as I saw his answer....Does it matter to our verdict though?
You’ve got the wrong guy
Do not waive your Miranda rights and refuse the polygraph.
@DeVito52 , upon further review, your refusal to take the polygraph, and your insulting use of mental insanity, we have no choice to IMMEDIATELY sentence your ass to the PIT OF MISERY!He’s lying. As a cop you know him refusing the polygraph is basically admitting guilt.
Pit of misery time
DILLY DILLYIt does, but as soon as I saw his answer....
@DeVito52 , upon further review, your refusal to take the polygraph, and your insulting use of mental insanity, we have no choice to IMMEDIATELY sentence your ass to the PIT OF MISERY!
DILLY DILLY!