Those names disgust me. How much more generic could they be? Seriously this is the nfl, if you’re gonna go generic then go traditional like panthers/lions/bears/eagles. Not this madden create a team shit.
they all absolutely suck
why would any neutral ever pick the [insert random generic military thing here] over the ravens or the buccaneers or the titans or the vikings or the raiders - especially with the global iconography of some of those teams especially the raiders
the more creative you are the more likely you are to get more people on board and also find new fans
my enduring memory of "picking" the ravens was the cool name, the cool uniform and then watching the defence to my - at the time - untrained eye (what i now understand to be the controlled chaos) flock around like birds pre-snap to create confusion and i knew which team was going to be mine