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according to Kraft the massage parlors in Palm Beach are awesome.
BoredMarine13
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Now this is an argument worth having lol
Yes almost all strips clubs are overrated. Your essentially paying for blue balls and porn hub date with yourself later that night. The night we went they took us into the shower room and the girl ate a Cherry out of the other girls ass. It was disgusting but also hard to look away from lol.
Thailand strips clubs on the other hand….. just don’t, that shit is wild and a guaranteed venereal disease. I’ve seen many a sad Marine go through the “bore punch”(immediate shutter)
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BoredMarine13
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I imagine the wage scale would be the reverse of the players. Aka the older the stripper the cheaper we get them. I’d be willing to build a team of quality vets around Mid 30 girls.
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Obviously have to do heavily incentive laden contracts
rmcjacket23
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This is fair. You could argue that strip clubs bring the "entertainment" value of just witnessing things done live that you can really only see on weird porn sites. However, it's almost never free to witness, and ultimately, it doesn't achieve your own personal sexual satisfaction. It's like watching a woman get pounded by a horse. Like, sure, it's so weird and amazing to see that you have to watch it, but it doesn't do anything for you.
I'm mostly just pointing out that if you're gonna spend a few hundred or even a few thousand at really any strip club, just to see tits and ass and everything else, you're better off just calling in a prostitute, putting 4 condoms on, and go full degenerate.
Strahan used to love and admittedly get distracted by the Washington Redskins Cheerleaders. They would practice near the giants bench during warmup. Probably the most well designed Skins play they have had since Dan Snyder owned the team.
Davesta
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give him the vet minimum and make him do the “Tebowing” directly across from Tomlin all game long. So when Tomlin looks across to our side of the field.. the first thing he sees is that pose. Mental Warfare.
Rather have sex with a stripper to see that thing clap… strips clubs just ight. Just something to do, especially if you with a girl
Dom McRaven
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RL52TheGreatest
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Damn bruh, I almost spit out my coffee reading this just now lmao
comments like @Deebo813 is why I use a Yeti for my coffee. Cover to protect from spit!
Anyone in the league is eligible. You can have up to 6 guys with unlimited experience.
ndub
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Honest question but when did that change? When Covid happened? If so, shoot, I’d say put Hill on there too. Doubt anyone would trade for him and if he gets picked up from PS, so be it. But at least we wouldn’t be outright cutting him and we’d still be trying to hang on to him. I just think Ty’Son Williams deserves to be here
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UPennChem
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Thanks! Didn't realize that. Do we think he would clear waivers?
anything is possible, but maybe there is a team that wants to give him a chance, especially if they liked him coming out of ND.