Dear idiots I went to high school with,
I owe you motherfuckers nothing. You made my life basically hell for four years. I know, you heard I did a favor for one of you. That’s because I owed her one. I am OFF with my stupid bullshit for the summer. No picking people up from the strip club, no picking you up on the side of the road when you’re drunk, no intimidating your idiot drug dealer by pretending to be an enforcer for the Yakuza. Nothing, no elaborate schemes to publicly humiliate your exes, no picking you up in a hotel after you drunkenly binge. You entitled fucks can go stick a cactus up your ass. You’d probably enjoy it cause you’re sick. My crazy experiences and stories are reserved for my REAL friends.
Enjoy the tire fire that is your summer. I hope your daddy’s trust fund is treating you well.
Go fuck yourself,
Lost