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DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD

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My god. I don't normally want anything to do anything like that. But Firehouse Subs just released a pub steak beer cheese sub and it ight be the most delicious thing I've ever had to put in my mouth sandwich wise... And I eat lots of sandwiches. I need the secret recipie.
 
JoeyFlex5 said:
Do you know what the pit of misery in all actuality?......

It’s casey Hampton’s asshole.
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No it isn't. It is an underground place where there are whips and chains. All the guards wear pleather and socks with sandals. They only play a continuous loop of 10 love songs from the 80's. The worst part though is that there is only one waiter and it is Crabtree. Whenever you order a drink he drops the tray. Every single time. So you are always thirsty.

JoeyFlex5 said:
I called, what’s happening on their end isn’t reflected for us to see in a timely manner. So if they look at our account on Thursday it will say negative X amount because my rent was withdrawn from my account, BUT it doesn’t post for me and my wife to see when we view our account online until the next day, so an entire 24 hours goes where my account is negative by hundreds and only they know about it because it isn’t updated on the user end.

That’s literally fucking entrapment. I don’t know how the fuck they can legally get away with that, like your banking app not updating to give full disclosure to the user regarding their funds, that’s gotta go against some kind of cyber regulations, and then the whole fucking ordeal has to be considered an illegal scam right? How is it that they can sit at their branch and watch me spend dollar after dollar while I’m negative by hundreds, but I have zero clue that theee funds have been pulled? And the worst shit is they’re letting me use my card, on Thursday the bank app says I have plenty of money, card is working and not being declined, I go all day using this card for my small purchases, but when I call them they say that as of midnight Thursday morning my account was negative by hundreds, that’s what THEIR log says, mine says entirely different and if their log and my log are 2 different things and my card works while their end shows it negative and racking up overdrafts, then that’s fucking suspicious. They say Thursday morning I’m negative by hundreds, I use my card all day Thursday when it SHOULD get declined if what they say is correct, but it doesn’t, bank app says I have money, etc. direct deposit hits Friday, then the withdrawns funds for my rent appears on the app, but along with an extra $38 for overdrafts because apparently I was negative the whole time. HOW SWAY

And I’ve had plenty of overdraft misunderstanding in my earlier years, where shit like gas and tips were on a $1 hold and all charged on a Thursday making me go negative, that’s not what this is lol. The app says I have money, I spend it, im overdrafted, because on THEIR end I don’t have money, but according to my app I do. Total fucking entrapment
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Sounds like your own personal pit of misery.
 
When you're sitting there on payday refreshing your bank account every 30 seconds.

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DeVito52 said:
I have so many damn questions
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allblackraven said:
There's only one answer though - still a virgin.
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Okay, so long story short, I was in an emotionally absuive relationship with some crazy girl I thought I could save. One night we were fooling around and she took me by the arm and literally bit me. So I pushed her off of me and told her to never come near me again. Yes, I pushed her awa, but I was bleeding from the bite mark(it was not a sexy bite). Next day, police show up at my door and come into question me... When they saw the bite marks they decided to leave me alone and she tried to pursue legal action, and she backed off knowing she had no chance against me because I could have pressed charges myself. It wasn't really a serious thing, more along the lines of a rebound for me. But yeah, she was crazy.
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
Okay, so long story short, I was in an emotionally absuive relationship with some crazy girl I thought I could save. One night we were fooling around and she took me by the arm and literally bit me. So I pushed her off of me and told her to never come near me again. Yes, I pushed her awa, but I was bleeding from the bite mark(it was not a sexy bite). Next day, police show up at my door and come into question me... When they saw the bite marks they decided to leave me alone and she tried to pursue legal action, and she backed off knowing she had no chance against me because I could have pressed charges myself. It wasn't really a serious thing, more along the lines of a rebound for me. But yeah, she was crazy.
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Lost = Ray Rice 2.0
 
On this day 21 years ago a legend was born. Eminem.

I was also born on this day. But I’m a good for nothing sorry sack of garbage. It is what it is
 
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