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He ruined our season

We have to weather this "traveling" storm of mine lol. The Ravens gotta beat the Steelers on Sunday while I'm in the state of Mississippi on business that weekend. My wife and I will definitely be watching the game from our hotel room. And based upon the Ravens up and down mediocre gameplay from week to week? Umm, err, uh....

GO RAVENS!!
 
We have to weather this "traveling" storm of mine lol. The Ravens gotta beat the Steelers on Sunday while I'm in the state of Mississippi on business that weekend. My wife and I will definitely be watching the game from our hotel room. And based upon the Ravens up and down mediocre gameplay from week to week? Umm, err, uh....

GO RAVENS!!
You’re just never allowed to leave the country again.

As the newest employee of the US Senate I’m putting you on every no travel list.
 
Hey @DeVito52 I set up your tinder profile. So I am here to give you more helpful advice. You're welcome for the blind date.
1. Wear a paper bag. Use it for foreplay
2. Just whip it out upon meeting her. She will love it
3. Immediately lead by lying about your identity. She will obviously never love you for who you are, so say you're a billionaire playboy.
4. Treat the waiting staff like shit at the restaurant.
5. If she's a stripper just do it. YOLO
6. Stalk her. It's socially aceepatable via social media.
7. When you run into her at the gym, just take your shirt off and immediately flex on her.
8. Then fuck off to get a beer.
 
Hey @DeVito52 I set up your tinder profile. So I am here to give you more helpful advice. You're welcome for the blind date.
1. Wear a paper bag. Use it for foreplay
2. Just whip it out upon meeting her. She will love it
3. Immediately lead by lying about your identity. She will obviously never love you for who you are, so say you're a billionaire playboy.
4. Treat the waiting staff like shit at the restaurant.
5. If she's a stripper just do it. YOLO
6. Stalk her. It's socially aceepatable via social media.
7. When you run into her at the gym, just take your shirt off and immediately flex on her.
8. Then fuck off to get a beer.
She will obviously never love you for who you are lmaoooo true
 
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