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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
 
Feb 9, 2018:
Lost_In_Translation said:
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
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Lost_In_Translation said:
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
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Identity theft is not a joke, @Lost_In_Translation.
 
SepticeyePoe said:
Feb 9, 2018:


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Identity theft is not a joke, @Lost_In_Translation.
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
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Happy belated birthday @Militant X 1 and no, you are not allowed to leave like that again.

DeVito52 said:
Well guys after a long wait ive finally received a class date of November 15th for the FAA air traffic control academy in OKC. A 4 month course awaits me and if I pass my new career awaits me. If I fail ill just kill myself.
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That is awesome! Good luck.
 
OriolesMagicPlease said:
Happy belated birthday @Militant X 1 and no, you are not allowed to leave like that again.
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Not you too @OriolesMagicPlease? Lol! Here's what's interesting though...

This morning I had to drop off my F-150 for service. My service rep is also a Ravens fan. When he saw me he said; "Hey man! Where have you been?" So, I told him; "Hey bro! I just got back from a cruise. I left last Sunday and traveled back home this past Sunday."

Then, he looked at me real puzzled and said; "Wait! Really man? So, you were gone for 2 Sunday's in a row and our Ravens lost 2 games in a row?" He then said; "C'mon man! If you are not physically going to the games like you normally do, stay the hell at home!"

And then he gave me this look.....

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I was rolling!

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!
 
Militant X 1 said:
Not you too @OriolesMagicPlease? Lol! Here's what's interesting though...

This morning I had to drop off my F-150 for service. My service rep is also a Ravens fan. When he saw me he said; "Hey man! Where have you been?" So, I told him; "Hey bro! I just got back from a cruise. I left last Sunday and traveled back home this past Sunday."

Then, he looked at me real puzzled and said; "Wait! Really man? So, you were gone for 2 Sunday's in a row and our Ravens lost 2 games in a row?" He then said; "C'mon man! If you are not physically going to the games like you normally do, stay the hell at home!"

And then he gave me this look.....

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I was rolling!

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!
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And you LAUGH at our shortcomings. You're lucky we didn't send your ass to the Pit of Misery. Boy, would that be a huge dilly dilly!
 
Militant X 1 said:
Not you too @OriolesMagicPlease? Lol! Here's what's interesting though...

This morning I had to drop off my F-150 for service. My service rep is also a Ravens fan. When he saw me he said; "Hey man! Where have you been?" So, I told him; "Hey bro! I just got back from a cruise. I left last Sunday and traveled back home this past Sunday."

Then, he looked at me real puzzled and said; "Wait! Really man? So, you were gone for 2 Sunday's in a row and our Ravens lost 2 games in a row?" He then said; "C'mon man! If you are not physically going to the games like you normally do, stay the hell at home!"

And then he gave me this look.....

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I was rolling!

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!
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This gif definitely made the whole post lmao
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
@DeVito52 you know what to do!

SEND @OriolesMagicPlease TO THE PIT OF MISERY ON @Militant X 1 's BEHALF. IF YOU DON'T DO IT YOU WILL NEVER START YOUR NEW CAREER!
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@Militant X 1 , is that what you want to happen? Do you want to see a seemingly innocent individual who just also happens to be a Ravens fan suffer in the Pit of Misery due to your actions?

You got 24 hours to respond to this thread otherwise she goes down and it'll be ALL of your fault.
 
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