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DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD

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rossihunter2 said:
and then to pat it too...
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Somehow I’m utterly wasted right now despite not drinking a huge amount - I keep typing sentences and then reading them back and being like “what the hell was I trying to say?”
 
rossihunter2 said:
America is so weird
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Our drinking laws are stupid.

These idiots go rah rah crazy in college because it’s edgy. The moment you have some ability to get alcohol somewhat legally(I give my roommates a $20 and they buy me Guinness.... since I give them money, it is there’s. Therefore. Not illegal) you begin to realize that going HAM every night is utterly pointless.

*says the guy who constantly drunk texts @OriolesMagicPlease .... just take me back okay? *cries* *

All seriousness though. I don’t go out to party that often. When I get blackout it’s in the safety of my own home that I get from my own roommates. I make a fool of myself in public when I’m 100% sober. What makes people think that I want to do the same when I’m drunk?


I’m heading to europe in January. All of my friends are like “WOHOOOO.... LET’S GET LIT FAM”.

Just change the fucking drinking laws to 16 won’t you? Just make it normal for them. Make people used to it....

Well. I’m 19 and I’m used to it... but I’m an alcoholic so screw you.
 
Got a question for you muricans, how do you chug beer? Like that thing of yours where you destroy a can and drink it up, is there a technique or something?

(I also have to learn how to drink my glass in a second to start winning some relays, but that's another story)
 
Jacquouille said:
Got a question for you muricans, how do you chug beer? Like that thing of yours where you destroy a can and drink it up, is there a technique or something?

(I also have to learn how to drink my glass in a second to start winning some relays, but that's another story)
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Referring to a shotgun maybe? In a former life used to do this........ Take a can and hold it upside down. Using a pointed can opener, or knife make a hole in the side at the bottom of can that’s big enough to drink from, but not too big that you lose beer while doing it. Holding the can upright(not upside down) put your mouth over the hole and suck to create some vacuum and then pop the top and continuously suck it down till gone. Takes practice to keep beer from flowing out of your nostrils. lol
 
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Tank said:
Referring to a shotgun maybe? In a former life used to do this........ Take a can and hold it upside down. Using a pointed can opener, or knife make a hole in the side at the bottom of can that’s big enough to drink from, but not too big that you lose beer while doing it. Holding the can upright(not upside down) put your mouth over the hole and suck to create some vacuum and then pop the top and continuously suck it down till gone. Takes practice to keep beer from flowing out of your nostrils. lol
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Yeah that's the thing, how do you keep on drinking it non stop when it's coming out like that lol. Can normal people hold it down for the whole time or do they take a breather at some point usually?
 
Tank said:
Referring to a shotgun maybe? In a former life used to do this........ Take a can and hold it upside down. Using a pointed can opener, or knife make a hole in the side at the bottom of can that’s big enough to drink from, but not too big that you lose beer while doing it. Holding the can upright(not upside down) put your mouth over the hole and suck to create some vacuum and then pop the top and continuously suck it down till gone. Takes practice to keep beer from flowing out of your nostrils. lol
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That only works for shit beer. Which we Americans are all too familiar with
 
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