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Nurps

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I had Chat Gpt write a script for a Ravens game- check this out I laughed my ass off


Act 1

Scene 1:

(Open on M&T Bank Stadium, where the Baltimore Ravens are playing against the Pittsburgh Steelers. The crowd is cheering and the team is on the field warming up.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "Welcome to M&T Bank Stadium, where the Baltimore Ravens are set to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers in an intense divisional matchup."

(The camera cuts to the Ravens' huddle, where the quarterback, Lamar Jackson, is giving a pep talk to his team.)

Lamar: (voiceover) "We got this, guys. We've been preparing all week for this game. Let's go out there and show them what we're made of."

(The camera cuts to the kickoff, where the Ravens receive the ball. The crowd is on their feet, cheering as the team starts their first drive.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "And the Ravens are off to a strong start, driving down the field and scoring a touchdown on their first drive."

(The camera cuts to a shot of the scoreboard, where the Ravens are leading 7-0.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "It looks like the Ravens are on fire, and the Steelers are struggling to keep up."

Act 2

Scene 1:

(The camera cuts to the Ravens' huddle, where Lamar is giving another pep talk to his team.)

Lamar: (voiceover) "We got a lead, but we can't let up now. We need to keep pushing and not let the Steelers back in the game."

(The camera cuts to the next drive, where the Ravens score another touchdown, making the score 14-0.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "The Ravens are dominating on both sides of the ball, and the Steelers are struggling to get anything going."

Scene 2:

(The camera cuts to the halftime show, where the crowd is cheering and the team is in the locker room, getting ready for the second half.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "The Ravens are leading at halftime, but the game is far from over. The Steelers are known for their comeback abilities, and the Ravens need to stay focused in order to secure the win."

Act 3

Scene 1:

(The camera cuts to the third quarter, where the Steelers start to gain momentum and score a touchdown, making the score 14-7.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "The Steelers are starting to come back, and the Ravens need to step up their game if they want to secure the win."

Scene 2:

(The camera cuts to the fourth quarter, where the Steelers score another touchdown, tying the game 14-14.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "The Ravens had a lead, but they let it slip away. The game is tied and it's anyone's game."

Scene 3:

(The camera cuts to the final drive, where the Steelers score a game-winning touchdown and win the game 21-14.)

Announcer: (voiceover) "The Ravens had the lead, but they couldn't hold on. The Steelers made a comeback and won the game."

(The camera cuts to the locker room, where the Ravens are dejected and the Steelers are celebrating their victory)

Lamar: (voiceover) "We had the lead, but we let it slip away.
I welcome our robot overlords
 

RavensMania

Staff Member
Administrator
Mine was Hamilton. I believe he was a HUGE steal
was my top pick in the draft so he's a huge steel for me, but I also thought Ojabo was a top 10 to 15 pick and will end up being a gigantic steel as well. I also was fine with Linderbaum in a trade down scenario, but now I feel I'd be fine with him if we took him at 14 also.
 

Tank

Hall of Famer
Get this guy in a Ravens uniform next year and fix a 10 year old issue. Thank you.

tyler-linderbaum.jpg

Who was your favorite Ravens 2022 draft pick?
 

Willbacker

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Who was your favorite Ravens 2022 draft pick?
Linderbaum by a nose simply cuz I've been hollering for a center for a long time. Asked for Rodney Hudson as an free agent. Nope. Begged for Landon Dickerson and Creed Humphrey in consecutive drafts. Nope. But finnally the Linderbaum has arrived in Baltimore. Yes sir!!

On a sidenote the MLB has been taken care of too.
 

BoredMarine13

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Need some good streaming sites. I’m stuck in Bahrain and my go to is blocked out here. Shame on me for not renewing my VPN
 

BoredMarine13

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I thought you could stream for free outside the US through nfl network?

Might have changed that with all the vpns
I’m up now, just had to repay for the VPN. All they have on TV here is Arabic BBC, Cricket, soccer, and prayers….. true night mare for an American looking for football
 

BoredMarine13

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BoredMarine13

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what's more expensive, NFL plus or a VPN
VPN is the better option. They also block porn sites in countries like this. Sorry I’m not strong enough to go 2-3 weeks at a time without popping one off
 

BoredMarine13

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wow. Where do you live normally?
Currently Tampa but I move every 3 years. My current job I spend more time than I’d like bouncing between Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi , Jordan, and Egypt . My last one was almost exclusively Japan, Korea, and the Philippines. It’s fun and my delta sky miles are through the roof but it’s exhausting, I’m looking for my next duty assignment to keep me at home
 
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