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JO_75 said:
Philip Rivers continues his quest to field an entire team with just his kids.

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We need to start investigating the DNA of rivers, I’m concerned that ten generations from now we’ll have an entire human population of excessively shit talking hotheads that refuse to cuss
 
BoredMarine13 said:
Her shit is wrecked, there’s not a kegel exercise in the world that can fix 10 kids of damage
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RavensMania said:
I feel bad for Tiffany
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Ignore the unfathomable nature of having ten kids (and the father being gone for like half the year)...
SEVEN. FUCKING. DAUGHTERS.

That's fucking eight women in the house. EIGHT. Sounds like the tenth is a boy, luckily.

Think of the sheer volume of estrogen in that house. The hormones. The mood swings.
 
rmcjacket23 said:
Ignore the unfathomable nature of having ten kids (and the father being gone for like half the year)...
SEVEN. FUCKING. DAUGHTERS.

That's fucking eight women in the house. EIGHT. Sounds like the tenth is a boy, luckily.

Think of the sheer volume of estrogen in that house. The hormones. The mood swings.
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Took the thought right out of my head. lol
 
rmcjacket23 said:
Ignore the unfathomable nature of having ten kids (and the father being gone for like half the year)...
SEVEN. FUCKING. DAUGHTERS.

That's fucking eight women in the house. EIGHT. Sounds like the tenth is a boy, luckily.

Think of the sheer volume of estrogen in that house. The hormones. The mood swings.
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Rivers might have to cone out of retirement at this rate. He's going to have no money if all 10 go to college.
 
Simba said:
Have we ever considered that Philip Rivers just has a strong dick game?
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If he does, why waste it on one women?

You're overthinking it. He's a devout Catholic. His wife converted. Without knowing for sure, I'd bet they're anti-birth control, and very much pro "make a shit load of kids".
 
rmcjacket23 said:
Ignore the unfathomable nature of having ten kids (and the father being gone for like half the year)...
SEVEN. FUCKING. DAUGHTERS.

That's fucking eight women in the house. EIGHT. Sounds like the tenth is a boy, luckily.

Think of the sheer volume of estrogen in that house. The hormones. The mood swings.
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I heard their periods attract bears, the bears can smell the menstruation
 
BoredMarine13 said:
Phil is hanging dong
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JoeyFlex5 said:
“That’s a nice strong dick ya got there sir looks like ya know how to use it”
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Simba said:
Have we ever considered that Philip Rivers just has a strong dick game?
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Flip the script. She's a hardcore nympho, and he's got a micro-penis. That's why he's got like two year gaps between kids. She wants it 5x a day, and he's never around.
Flash forward 5 years, and we find out half the kids ain't his, she's also got like 5 more with various other men, and her Only Fans name is "Small Rivers"
 
rmcjacket23 said:
Ignore the unfathomable nature of having ten kids (and the father being gone for like half the year)...
SEVEN. FUCKING. DAUGHTERS.

That's fucking eight women in the house. EIGHT. Sounds like the tenth is a boy, luckily.

Think of the sheer volume of estrogen in that house. The hormones. The mood swings.
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fixed it for you.

Also lets hope they have enough bathrooms to handle them.
 
rmcjacket23 said:
Flip the script. She's a hardcore nympho, and he's got a micro-penis. That's why he's got like two year gaps between kids. She wants it 5x a day, and he's never around.
Flash forward 5 years, and we find out half the kids ain't his, she's also got like 5 more with various other men, and her Only Fans name is "Small Rivers"
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I just don’t even know how we arrived here
 
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