Marlon Humphrey Arrested

[rossihunter2]

What if the Uber Driver was Matt Elam??

He would have been arrested for a DUI and probably wouldn’t even have noticed the charger was missing

 

[Ludy51]

He would have been arrested for a DUI and probably wouldn’t even have noticed the charger was missing

He would've tried to chase down and tackle Humphrey, but miss.

 

[RavensMania]

What if the Uber Driver was Matt Elam??

Elam works for Lyft

 

[RL52TheGreatest]

Elam works for Lyft

I thought he worked for Foot Locker

 

[RavensMania]

I thought he worked for Foot Locker

Part time

 

[RayRayRaven]

If the Uber driver says, all I want is my charger back, then as a police officer - you get the charger back to the driver and let Humph get busy with his ladies.

If the Sun article is correct, based off the police report, then you may as well change this thread to “Marlon Humphrey Inconvenienced by the University of Alabama Police Department.” lol[/QUOT

When the stories reported the police took the charger back to the driver, never contemplated it was for more than identification. If the police did not maintain a chain of custody thereafter Humpf may have gotten very lucky.

But if Humpf gets off on a procedural technicality, it is an important one, but it doesn't mean he was inconvenienced. Police procedural mistake will not have changed his character.

If the State is stymied with no felony, what the NFL will or will not do becomes more elusive.

Thank god for university police that love the crimson tide!

 

[cobrajet]

When the stories reported the police took the charger back to the driver, never contemplated it was for more than identification. If the police did not maintain a chain of custody thereafter Humpf may have gotten very lucky.

But if Humpf gets off on a procedural technicality, it is an important one, but it doesn't mean he was inconvenienced. Police procedural mistake will not have changed his character.

If the State is stymied with no felony, what the NFL will or will not do becomes more elusive.

Thank god for university police that love the crimson tide!

It is possible The Sun is reporting wrong. I was joking about Humph’s travel, time, money which is actually a fairly big inconvenience.

 

[Sledge Hammer]

Even if convicted I don’t think it’s a cuttable offense for Humph. Maybe not even suspendable. But it’s a bad look for him. Drunk and showing off for women and bullying Uber drivers. It’s thuggish!!

 

[Boldnpurpblack]

And so sadly that is the most power many people will ever feel. Hitting a like button from their phone on a homer football forum

True. We'll never feel true power, like that time you rep'ed 325 1000 times on the bench. Because that requires lean muscle and no fat.

 

[Sledge Hammer]

True. We'll never feel true power, like that time you rep'ed 325 1000 times on the bench. Because that requires lean muscle and no fat.

I think you mean 315 or 425?? Far More common weight numbers on a bar at any given time. And Actually most powerlifters tend to have a little fat on them with the muscle. But I’m really not that into how much I can lift. Being lean Muscular and symmetrical is far more important to me than how much I can bench. I mean sometimes it’s fun to max out. But it’s not my primary goal. Getting stronger is a collateral effect. The art of symmetry is what inspires my passion and goals.

 

[redrum52]

I think you mean 315 or 425?? Far More common weight numbers on a bar at any given time. And Actually most powerlifters tend to have a little fat on them with the muscle. But I’m really not that into how much I can lift. Being lean Muscular and symmetrical is far more important to me than how much I can bench. I mean sometimes it’s fun to max out. But it’s not my primary goal. Getting stronger is a collateral effect. The art of symmetry is what inspires my passion and goals.

Word

 

[flynismo]

True. We'll never feel true power, like that time you rep'ed 325 1000 times on the bench. Because that requires lean muscle and no fat.

LOL and I was so proud of myself for putting up 225 eight times. I'm never getting to the NFL at this rate

 

[jboy19]

I think you mean 315 or 425?? Far More common weight numbers on a bar at any given time. And Actually most powerlifters tend to have a little fat on them with the muscle. But I’m really not that into how much I can lift. Being lean Muscular and symmetrical is far more important to me than how much I can bench. I mean sometimes it’s fun to max out. But it’s not my primary goal. Getting stronger is a collateral effect. The art of symmetry is what inspires my passion and goals.

We go hard at Planet Fitness

 

[Sledge Hammer]

We go hard at Planet Fitness

lol u mean planet fatness?? What gym has a pizza night lol

 

[RavensMania]

lol u mean planet fatness?? What gym has a pizza night lol

Now that is funny. Just trying to make it social and sell memberships.

 

[Sledge Hammer]

Now that is funny. Just trying to make it social and sell memberships.

I thought it was a joke when I first heard about their pizza night.

 

[RavensMania]

I thought it was a joke when I first heard about their pizza night.

It all depends on how serious you are. Even if they have a pizza night, it doesn’t mean you have to partake. I think it’s actually a nice thing that they throw get togethers. It doesn’t have to be a muscle gym to get a good workout. Before I quit my membership and started working out at home I had a membership at Ballys. Joined in college at Jack Lalanne on Long Island. It’s the same type of place as Planet Fitness.

 

[Boldnpurpblack]

I thought it was a joke when I first heard about their pizza night.

There are actually studies that show people who have a cheat day and occasionally eat pizza or something similar are much more likely to stick to their fitness/diet goals and tended to lose more weight over time than their counterparts who were more strict.

 

[Sledge Hammer]

There are actually studies that show people who have a cheat day and occasionally eat pizza or something similar are much more likely to stick to their fitness/diet goals and tended to lose more weight over time than their counterparts who were more strict.

There’s countless variables that have to be accounted for that are not in those studies. However I’m not against a cheat meal. It has some advantages and works for some. And it has its disconnects as well. Some things work better for some people. It’s more about the person. Cheat meals can trigger desires for additional cheat meals. If a person can have a couple slices of pizza and return to their program then it’s all cool n good. Some people’s goals are not as aggressive. I know many competing bodybuilders. Most have a cheat meal every week. And some renowned trainers and nutritionists are cool with it including John Parillo and his associate whom is my trainer/nutritionist Todd Sweeney. However any trainer will advise you to sail clear of cheat meals if it tempts you to have additional cheats.

 

[Boldnpurpblack]

There’s countless variables that have to be accounted for that are not in those studies. However I’m not against a cheat meal. It has some advantages and works for some. And it has its disconnects as well. Some things work better for some people. It’s more about the person. Cheat meals can trigger desires for additional cheat meals. If a person can have a couple slices of pizza and return to their program then it’s all cool n good. Some people’s goals are not as aggressive. I know many competing bodybuilders. Most have a cheat meal every week. And some renowned trainers and nutritionists are cool with it including John Parillo and his associate whom is my trainer/nutritionist Todd Sweeney. However any trainer will advise you to sail clear of cheat meals if it tempts you to have additional cheats.

I have to say... maybe the most reasonable thing I've ever seen you post.

And I agree. How bout that.