My wife’s clowning me right now, she asked “have you ever told your forum people about the time you were drunk and high as fuck at the game and ate like a gallon of mustard on your pretzel and spilled half of it on your jersey? You don’t even fucking like mustard”
So I said “shiiiit nah ima tell ‘em right now though”
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