I hope no one saw you do thisI think I lined danced last night to achy breaks heart by billy Ray Cyrus, and now I have so many questions
I hope no one saw you do thisI think I lined danced last night to achy breaks heart by billy Ray Cyrus, and now I have so many questions
I found Winchester
Just want to say if you start a date with anyone and lead with “I don’t like dogs” it is going to go downhill very quickly.
What kind of monster hates dogs?
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long ass delays
I am more of an epsilon guy myself[profanity deleted] Delta.
fuck precise definitions of a limitI am more of an epsilon guy myself
LatterWould you rather reveal your entire porn search history to your friends or introduce every person you've "hooked up" with to your parents?
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Interesting. I think it's 16, not 1.
Interesting. I think it's 16, not 1.
Didn't you write this before?I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.