I am indeed very familiar with that line, thanks for reminding me of my terrible love life, or lack thereof.
Alright don’t get too serious on me haha
I picture him more as Napoleon DynamiteWell, there is your other problem. You don't know when to listen to good advice.
And btw, I don't believe this whole "I can't get a girl" persona. It is just a cover because you are really a serious player. Should I call you Casanova or perhaps you prefer Fabio?