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The phases of stuDYING for finals in college.

Starting
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Halfway point
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Realizing that it's just not worth it anymore



Acceptance

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I can't stand coffee. I am fine with that.

I was at the WAWA the other day getting a hot chocolate. This guy sees me getting my hot chocolate and he said to me
" Hot chocolate is coffee for pussies "

Nope, didn't know the guy from Adam. Never seen him before in my life.
 
I can't stand coffee. I am fine with that.

I was at the WAWA the other day getting a hot chocolate. This guy sees me getting my hot chocolate and he said to me
" Hot chocolate is coffee for pussies "

Nope, didn't know the guy from Adam. Never seen him before in my life.
Just tell him that you are what you eat... Then he can take his micropenis and fuck off.
I can drink it black, but prefer it with half and half and a sugar substitute.
I drink it black solely for health benefits. It'd prefer it with cream and Sugar but taking it black isn't that hard
 
Ah yes I remember those days. Two coffees and a monster per day, and yet, I never really woke up, my heart just beat faster.

And yes, black coffee is the best coffee. There is no question about that
Metabolism= skyrocketed. I get made fun of among my study partners for my tendency to drink it black. Well... Doesn't suck so much. I go through 4 coffees a day and then knock myself out for 4 hours when I get back with some ZzzQuil and Melatonin(junior year of high school I struggled with a sleeping pill addiction. Chronic insominia was a problem even before I started drinking coffee)
Meh.
I just gave him a "What are you? Twelve? " Look and added marshmallows.
That's the mature and reasonable response. 9/10 in the real world I'll do that.

When I'm exhausted like I am right now... All of my rationality and calmness during bullshit situations goes out the window.
 
Metabolism= skyrocketed. I get made fun of among my study partners for my tendency to drink it black. Well... Doesn't suck so much. I go through 4 coffees a day and then knock myself out for 4 hours when I get back with some ZzzQuil and Melatonin(junior year of high school I struggled with a sleeping pill addiction. Chronic insominia was a problem even before I started drinking coffee)

That's the mature and reasonable response. 9/10 in the real world I'll do that.

When I'm exhausted like I am right now... All of my rationality and calmness during bullshit situations goes out the window.
Why would anyone make fun of you for drinking coffee black. That is so ridiculous. I like drinking if black and with cream. Just depends on the moment for me. My parents only drink it black.
 
Metabolism= skyrocketed. I get made fun of among my study partners for my tendency to drink it black. Well... Doesn't suck so much. I go through 4 coffees a day and then knock myself out for 4 hours when I get back with some ZzzQuil and Melatonin(junior year of high school I struggled with a sleeping pill addiction. Chronic insominia was a problem even before I started drinking coffee)

That's the mature and reasonable response. 9/10 in the real world I'll do that.

When I'm exhausted like I am right now... All of my rationality and calmness during bullshit situations goes out the window.
Yeah, college was all about washing down my daily 60 ounces of coffee with innumerable natty lites. What a time.
 
Why would anyone make fun of you for drinking coffee black. That is so ridiculous. I like drinking if black and with cream. Just depends on the moment for me. My parents only drink it black.
"You're not a real man. You just drink it to perpetuate your utter masculinity on the rest of us! Patriarch!"-actual quote from this morning.

Welcome to Boulder: communist paradise.

Yeah, college was all about washing down my daily 60 ounces of coffee with innumerable natty lites. What a time.
Boulder we've got Coors. It's literally made here.

It's not good beer. But it's here so I can't say no.

Guinness is the way to go. So excited to spend next semester abroad.
 
Why would anyone make fun of you for drinking coffee black. That is so ridiculous. I like drinking if black and with cream. Just depends on the moment for me. My parents only drink it black.

Someone made fun of me for drinking hot chocolate.
It seems you just can't win.
 
"You're not a real man. You just drink it to perpetuate your utter masculinity on the rest of us! Patriarch!"-actual quote from this morning.

Welcome to Boulder: communist paradise.


Boulder we've got Coors. It's literally made here.

It's not good beer. But it's here so I can't say no.

Guinness is the way to go. So excited to spend next semester abroad.
Guinness is fantastic. Guinness on draft is a dream.
 
Meh.
I just gave him a "What are you? Twelve? " Look and added marshmallows.
Nothing wrong with liking a hot chocolate. Usually I get a flat white (which I was most shocked to see isn't available in the US and the UK is scratchy at best on but I digress) but depending on the day a hot chocolate's my go-to as well. You'd think no-one would care what someone else drinks in the morning (or afternoon for that matter) beyond curiosity but there you go.

I never understood why certain things had to be gendered. Like the marketing executives who decided to play up soft toilet paper as a way to corner the female market as if real men use sandpaper or something. These guys did a pretty good parody of that some years ago.
 
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