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DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD

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When you had 97% of the pie complete in ALEKS, but then you lose 5 topics from the knowledge check...

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It's been awhile since I've done an overdramatic narration of my own life... so.....

*we now cut to Lost during finals*

This semester has been a success academically and mental health wise for Lost. He has academically thrived and has become the best version of himself he's ever been, and landed a lucrative internship with the U.S government at the green age of 20(the average age of a senatorial intern tends to be 23-24). Once again, Lost will go into this program as the baby of the group. However, first Lost must conquer the monstrosity known as finals week. As it stands, Lost is set to pull of a 4.0 GPA for the semester, but as he prepares his celebratory glass of scotch, Lost has realized that he stayed awake for for 43 consecutive hours, and then Lost realizes that he is delusional and hallucinating, so much that he is writing this at 1am. Only one logical conclusion: Lost is slowly going insane. Is this the price he has to pay for working for the government? Lost thought this would cost a piece of his soul, not his mind. Is this the price he pays for not having a stable home and moving constantly? Meanwhile, in the relationship department Lost's "romantic" fling has routinely slept around and has decided to manipulate a fragile, hopeless romantic. Recently she texted him, "yeah I fucked this dude, but he wasn't nearly as good as you were" in an attempt to manipulate him. Lost, having none of it, told her that it was a personal problem and got revenge on her by hooking up with her older sister. The second time he has used this strategy as revenge against one of his ex's. What a way to ring in her sister's 25th birthday. Lost feels lonely, but unabashed, as he plans on remaining "pure" until the right girl comes along... Until some stranger in the library offers stress relieving alone time. Lost pounces on this opportunity, and realizes that he is going to hell.


Will Lost make it out of this one? Will Lost ever conquer his inner demons and get some sleep? Will he ever find love(LOL. No he's gonna die alone!)? Tune in next time, on "The Illustrious Lost in Translation". Same Lost time, same Lost place.
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
It's been awhile since I've done an overdramatic narration of my own life... so.....

*we now cut to Lost during finals*

This semester has been a success academically and mental health wise for Lost. He has academically thrived and has become the best version of himself he's ever been, and landed a lucrative internship with the U.S government at the green age of 20(the average age of a senatorial intern tends to be 23-24). Once again, Lost will go into this program as the baby of the group. However, first Lost must conquer the monstrosity known as finals week. As it stands, Lost is set to pull of a 4.0 GPA for the semester, but as he prepares his celebratory glass of scotch, Lost has realized that he stayed awake for for 43 consecutive hours, and then Lost realizes that he is delusional and hallucinating, so much that he is writing this at 1am. Only one logical conclusion: Lost is slowly going insane. Is this the price he has to pay for working for the government? Lost thought this would cost a piece of his soul, not his mind. Is this the price he pays for not having a stable home and moving constantly? Meanwhile, in the relationship department Lost's "romantic" fling has routinely slept around and has decided to manipulate a fragile, hopeless romantic. Recently she texted him, "yeah I fucked this dude, but he wasn't nearly as good as you were" in an attempt to manipulate him. Lost, having none of it, told her that it was a personal problem and got revenge on her by hooking up with her older sister. The second time he has used this strategy as revenge against one of his ex's. What a way to ring in her sister's 25th birthday. Lost feels lonely, but unabashed, as he plans on remaining "pure" until the right girl comes along... Until some stranger in the library offers stress relieving alone time. Lost pounces on this opportunity, and realizes that he is going to hell.


Will Lost make it out of this one? Will Lost ever conquer his inner demons and get some sleep? Will he ever find love(LOL. No he's gonna die alone!)? Tune in next time, on "The Illustrious Lost in Translation". Same Lost time, same Lost place.
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Is lost telling DeVito that lost just suddenly randomly hooked up with a stranger from the library?
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
It's been awhile since I've done an overdramatic narration of my own life... so.....

*we now cut to Lost during finals*

This semester has been a success academically and mental health wise for Lost. He has academically thrived and has become the best version of himself he's ever been, and landed a lucrative internship with the U.S government at the green age of 20(the average age of a senatorial intern tends to be 23-24). Once again, Lost will go into this program as the baby of the group. However, first Lost must conquer the monstrosity known as finals week. As it stands, Lost is set to pull of a 4.0 GPA for the semester, but as he prepares his celebratory glass of scotch, Lost has realized that he stayed awake for for 43 consecutive hours, and then Lost realizes that he is delusional and hallucinating, so much that he is writing this at 1am. Only one logical conclusion: Lost is slowly going insane. Is this the price he has to pay for working for the government? Lost thought this would cost a piece of his soul, not his mind. Is this the price he pays for not having a stable home and moving constantly? Meanwhile, in the relationship department Lost's "romantic" fling has routinely slept around and has decided to manipulate a fragile, hopeless romantic. Recently she texted him, "yeah I fucked this dude, but he wasn't nearly as good as you were" in an attempt to manipulate him. Lost, having none of it, told her that it was a personal problem and got revenge on her by hooking up with her older sister. The second time he has used this strategy as revenge against one of his ex's. What a way to ring in her sister's 25th birthday. Lost feels lonely, but unabashed, as he plans on remaining "pure" until the right girl comes along... Until some stranger in the library offers stress relieving alone time. Lost pounces on this opportunity, and realizes that he is going to hell.


Will Lost make it out of this one? Will Lost ever conquer his inner demons and get some sleep? Will he ever find love(LOL. No he's gonna die alone!)? Tune in next time, on "The Illustrious Lost in Translation". Same Lost time, same Lost place.
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43 hours pffffttt...

try insomnia for real dude - accidentally stay awake for 60 hours and then pass out at 4pm and wake up at 2am and start the cycle again because even when you do sleep your pattern's fucked

i cant remember the last time i fell asleep before 6am - like i know it happened but i cant remember the last time it happened

did her sister know you'd been having a fling? was she complicit or was she "innocent" in this whole affair? these are the details i want lol
 
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