Oldfaithful
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*15 year old brother calls me*
Me: hello
Him: let's get this CHRISTMAS PUSSY.
Me: *hangs up* *loses hope in humanity*
Me: hello
Him: let's get this CHRISTMAS PUSSY.
Me: *hangs up* *loses hope in humanity*
If you have a beard like me, I look like I'm 30... So I don't get carded in general...How hard is it to have your ID with you when buying an R rated ticket? Seriously
I’m more talking about the people who either ARE young or LOOK young. Because it’s up to my discretion whether I want to card you or not. And if you’re 25 why don’t you have an ID with you anyway?If you have a beard like me, I look like I'm 30... So I don't get carded in general...
Because I'm a smart.I’m more talking about the people who either ARE young or LOOK young. Because it’s up to my discretion whether I want to card you or not. And if you’re 25 why don’t you have an ID with you anyway?
It's all about conditioning, if you're not regularly drinking anymore it's tough.When did hangovers become 2 day minimum things? For fucks sake when I was 18 I literally downed a 5th of Ciroc in 45 seconds as a challenge, blacked out within 30 seconds, and woke up with no hangover...
Fast forward to 26, my work Christmas party on Friday, I have about 8 Jameson and cokes and 3 beers, 2 days later I feel more hungover than I ever did in my younger years, despite all the water chugging and electrolytes and coconut water. Back in the day all I needed was some fried eggs and hash browns for breakfast and I’d be good. Now I take medicine and vitamins and all types of ill shit and nothing happens.
Getting old fucking sucks.
Last time I was a regular drinker I was 23, and despite being young and a regular drinker, my hangovers were still god awful, like pounding headache but stomach so weak you can’t handle ibuprofen, jitters, all the good ones. I would just recover after like half a day, now it takes 2 days to feel slightly functional lolIt's all about conditioning, if you're not regularly drinking anymore it's tough.
As long as I stayed away from vodka I had no problems the other morning even when I slept for only 4-5 hours, I only had to eat a sandwich and drink some water.Last time I was a regular drinker I was 23, and despite being young and a regular drinker, my hangovers were still god awful, like pounding headache but stomach so weak you can’t handle ibuprofen, jitters, all the good ones. I would just recover after like half a day, now it takes 2 days to feel slightly functional lol
I’m the opposite lol, vodka tends to be the non hangover booze for me and whiskey gives me pretty bad hangovers. Sadly whiskey is my booze of choice and I just don’t like vodka drinks aside from mules.As long as I stayed away from vodka I had no problems the other morning even when I slept for only 4-5 hours, I only had to eat a sandwich and drink some water.
Nowadays I'm a weak drinker, so whisky's became my favorite alcohol.
I wish I still got carded...lolHow hard is it to have your ID with you when buying an R rated ticket? Seriously
I have not had a drink the last three games. Should I risk it today or would it break the winning streak? I am pretty freaking superstitious.I’m the opposite lol, vodka tends to be the non hangover booze for me and whiskey gives me pretty bad hangovers. Sadly whiskey is my booze of choice and I just don’t like vodka drinks aside from mules.
You are not fooling anyone. Your response was, “Don’t skip Hanukkah bro!”*15 year old brother calls me*
Me: hello
Him: let's get this CHRISTMAS PUSSY.
Me: *hangs up* *loses hope in humanity*
Don’t you fucking dareI have not had a drink the last three games. Should I risk it today or would it break the winning streak? I am pretty freaking superstitious.
I am not. It will be a small price to pay to keep the streak alive. However, I am going to be at the in-laws in Pittsburgh for the Chargers game and I am going to need a drink, even if the streak is still on the line.Don’t you fucking dare
Being a financial advisor with about 30% of my focus on College Planning, I can tell you that many families think they can’t afford the Ivy’s (and many other top private schools) can in fact go to them for less than an instate public school.The fees at those schools and the house prices in those areas must be through the roof. While the prospects for kids whose parents can't afford to do all that stuff are hugely diminished.
It's no wonder inequality is rising in pretty much every developed country. As a wise man once said: shit's fucked.