DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD

[Jacquouille]

oh no but when you strawpedo you arent really tasting anything coz it goes down too quick

Another thing I've never done

 

[rossihunter2]

Another thing I've never done

i wouldnt advise it for pleasure - but if you ever want to "impress" someone with how quickly you can finish a bottle of something then its pretty satisfying

 

[Tank]

oh no but when you strawpedo you arent really tasting anything coz it goes down too quick

Make your head hurt hard Jimson. lol

 

[RavensMania]

So you downed a 1L bottle of white wine? That's unbelievable. It hurts just to think about it

Yeah, I’m cant even do that with water

 

[rossihunter2]

Yeah, I’m cant even do that with water

strawpedo makes everything easier/less nice

 

[rossihunter2]

why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

because the "p" is silent...

 

[rossihunter2]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef...

 

[rossihunter2]

what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

bison...

 

[rossihunter2]

I tried to take a photo of some fog.

I Mist...

 

[rossihunter2]

why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

because the "p" is silent...

 

[SepticeyePoe]

You ok, @rossihunter2?

 

[rossihunter2]

You ok, @rossihunter2?

ive just spent the last 10 minutes chuckling over so stupid they're kind of funny jokes and thought id share

 

[SepticeyePoe]

ive just spent the last 10 minutes chuckling over so stupid they're kind of funny jokes and thought id share

Lol, I like it.

 

[Dom McRaven]

ive just spent the last 10 minutes chuckling over so stupid they're kind of funny jokes and thought id share

I got a "funny" joke for you and @SepticeyePoe , why the fuck is Marty Mornhinweg still the offensive coordinator of the Baltimore Ravens?

 

[K-Dog]

ive just spent the last 10 minutes chuckling over so stupid they're kind of funny jokes and thought id share

Dermatologist make rash descisions.

 

[K-Dog]

Do you know what a c-section is?

A womb with a view.

 

[K-Dog]

What do Transformers wear for shoes?


Vans.

 

[RavensMania]

I tried to take a photo of some fog.

I Mist...

why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

because the "p" is silent...

Do you know what a c-section is?

A womb with a view.

 

[RavensMania]

why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

because the "p" is silent...

This one was my favorite

 

[SepticeyePoe]

What kind of ball does not bounce?

A hair ball.