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Lamar Jackson
- Thread starter Ice Bowl
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Ellicottraven
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I have the law behind me. You just can't steal another man's child! @gtalk12 is totally out of line here. After all, I only ask that I be allowed to protect my own spawn. 3 of them playing for the Ravens right now. Lamar, Oweh and most recently Tucker incredible. He has 50 others to choose from no?
sorry, Tucker has been claimed by a former Redskins fan!
Ellicottraven
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That is like a man from Timbuktu claiming an American child! Not legal!
well since I am a former Redskins fan and admin of the board, I overrule the law. I now have Bateman and Tucker.
Ellicottraven
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Anyway folks, I'll be gone for a month. I ask that you take care of my kids well and don't let anybody criticize them. Thanks.
Ellicottraven
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Hey, that is so unfair! You can't be a dictator dude. However, since I live by your diktat, I shall sheepishly give up one of my own. Tucker can be yours as long as you promise as 'dictator' that my other children are off limits.
Ellicottraven
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You kids are so much fun, I feel young and restless amidst you. Thank you!
you've been watching too many soaps.
I've got Hollywood and Madubuike
Ellicottraven
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That too!
Ellicottraven
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I've opened up the pandora's box here! It's the latest purple gold rush people~
they've always been mine lol - since before we even drafted them
Ellicottraven
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Ha ha! I don't remember you adopting them though... like I did Lamar way back then.
dont need to adopt them - they've been mine since before their birth as ravens
Ellicottraven
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Damn! You dudes are on a real birthing drive here! Adopted babies are loved just as much as biological ones pal!
Dom McRaven
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If ANY of you motherfuckers think you're taking Bateman from me, please go ahead and step right up, claim your ticket to the Pit of Misery, and then BOUNCE.
