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JoeyFlex Reaction Compilation

SepticeyePoe

Hall of Famer
Disclaimer, I don't remember the context for the games for each comment. Tried to get some positive ones in too. Enjoy.

@JoeyFlex5

Week 2 @ CIN:
Yep. It’s over. When we gave up the third and long it was gg. Our last chance was to get a 3 and out there and come back and score.

I’m so fucking sick of this team man. Why are the ravens so fucking sporadic. I hate this fucking team and don’t know why I root for them still

Week 3 vs DEN:
And here we go again. This is why that last drive didn’t do shit for me. We still have no speed or range on defense, all the fucking drafting and FA signings we’ve done for our defense and all we have is a bunch of corners, a NT, a box safety, and a fucking FS who could retire any day.

Our OL is horrid, our defense is honestly a fucking joke as soon as you decide to run the ball outside or use the most fucking elementary misdirection, run combo routes to break up man coverage, etc. literally all this defense can do and stuff the middle and man cover basic routes.

Week 4 @ PIT:
I CAN FEEL IT DEEP IN MY PLUMS

THEY GETTIN A NICE BLUISH HUE

READY TO TAKE EM TO THE FARMERS MARKET

WHY IS THE MIDDLE OF THE FIEKD ALWAYS FUCKING OPEN

Week 5 @ CLE:
Fuck my fucking ass with a fucking grilling fork

Fuck me dead that was a good punt

BRING IT BACK HOE

Yeah we’re fucked

AND GUESS WHO BLEW IT

Week 6 @ TEN:
I have zero issues with this post.

This dickhole commentator needs to watch his whore mouth

WEVE BEEN WAITING TO SEE ALEX LEWIS SIDELINED SO HURST AND BROWN CAN START AND WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS...

Bozeman comes in... un fucking believable

8 SACKS GOOD GOD

OH THE HUMANITY

Week 7 vs NO:
Nooooo punt it

Edit: nvm

WELCOME TO THE ENDZONE LAMAR!!!

They’re punting into the wind!

WHAT A FUCKING PUSH OFF

Nevermind Jefferson was just fucking off

Week 8 @ CAR:
NICE FUCKING RUN COLLINS

I know it’s become a meme, but I truly believe that if we lose this week, it’s over for us. And it looks like we don’t stand a chance today, we didn’t fucking show up. We’ve seen this shit play out before, we go on a skid early season where we lose multiple games we should win, get hot later on, and fall just short and it always traces back to the early season skid.

Yeah, regime change might be coming. We can’t keep excusing shit like this. Lay an egg, lay another, bla bla. Play 3 quarters of football every week. It’s been happening ever since the SB.

Ok, one more fucking play like that and I’m done with Mosley. I can’t keep supporting him when he’s a MLB who can’t take coverage or tackle angles no matter how advantageous his positioning is

I’m literally nauseous. I’m so disgusted with this fucking team. It’s really fucking hard to be a ravens fan.

WHAT THE FUCK DID WE EVEN DRAFT HURST FOR

Bruh...

That was beautiful... holy shit

Week 9 vs PIT:
Go to ravens fb page and see Alex lewis’ dank mullet

Good night Harbaugh and good night Marty. Season is now officially over and they are officially on the clock

Happy rebuilding boiz
*raises glass*

Week 11 vs CIN:
A HEAVY SET BOOT???? NO WAY!

Don’t be pussies, go for fg range

Mosley ended his life

I do what I can do and that’s what I do

You have got to be shitting me

Week 13 @ ATL:
WHAT A FUCKING ZONE PICKUP HUMPHREY

Week 14 @ KC:
I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS HE HYPE IS REAL

IF YOU DONT SUCK MAKE A STOP ON 3 AND LONG

Andddd game over. Idk if we can get another stop. Thanks refs, thanks Marty.



Do you have a favorite @JoeyFlex5 meme? Leave it in a comment below. And don't forget to like and subscribe for part 2.
 

redrum52

Hall of Famer
The more, the merrier. Man, I'm so happy to be wrong. Any playoff win is a bonus to me.

I'm excited cause Lamar and the young guys get a chance to now make this the standard. Can't beat this experience and getting to host a game. Perfect introduction. Only thing better... winning it.
 

DeVito52

Ravens Ring of Honor
I like it @SepticeyePoe but a huge part of it being hilarious is the circumstance in which it happens, like the score still being super close and flex having his meltdown. When I got the time I was going to try to go in depth with it but I’m glad you took the time, even though you got this up super quick lol
 

DeVito52

Ravens Ring of Honor
Mods can we pin this so I can easily come back to it when I need a laugh
 
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