The Random Thought Thread

[JoeyFlex5]

I'm sure he has to but not so sure he actually does. Even in theory.

Theoretically, he don’t know shit.

 

[JoeyFlex5]

Lmao

Fucking love these guys

 

[RavensMania]

And also the game where our 5th and 6th stringers were starters.

exactly

 

[Dom McRaven]

(good OL gets drafted)
“This guys got a bubble butt that’ll make you say GOOD LAWD!”

And my favorite,

"I really like this pick for them."

 

[rossihunter2]

And my favorite,

"I really like this pick for them."

i owe a lot of my draft vocabulary to the colourful language mike mayock used on broadcast

"downhill thumper"
"sand in his pants"
"oily hips"

but you will never hear me talk about an OL and their "bubble butt"

 

[gtalk12]

Murray was put in a blender last night

 

[redrum52]

Awful coaching and terrible attempt to blame shift after a poor performance. Calling that play is dumb and the ref is probably just as shocked at what he's witnessed at the moment.

Side note would love to have Mayock brought in to our scouting/draft department in some role. Nothing to back it except what how I've seen him grade talent that makes me believe Gruden was pulling the trigger on these picks.

I knew Mayock wasn't making those trash picks

 

[rossihunter2]

I knew Mayock wasn't making those trash picks

i remember their justification afterwards was about him being a "culture" guy which sounded even at the time like a 100% gruden pick lol

 

[JAAM]

Great thread. Sometimes I forget just how truly awful he is

 

[rossihunter2]

Great thread. Sometimes I forget just how truly awful he is

tbf to Roman, like 2 weeks after he made those comments, lamar went down which obviously makes it more difficult and we did see even this week in the playoffs multiple teams save some new stuff for the playoffs

 

[JoeyFlex5]

i owe a lot of my draft vocabulary to the colourful language mike mayock used on broadcast

"downhill thumper"
"sand in his pants"
"oily hips"

but you will never hear me talk about an OL and their "bubble butt"

“Flat back bubble butt pile driver of an o lineman”

 

[JoeyFlex5]

i remember their justification afterwards was about him being a "culture" guy which sounded even at the time like a 100% gruden pick lol

The nfl had passed gruden by, a very long time ago… what kinda bullshit lol

 

[jboy19]

i remember their justification afterwards was about him being a "culture" guy which sounded even at the time like a 100% gruden pick lol

Ben Mason nightmares

 

[rmcjacket23]

Great thread. Sometimes I forget just how truly awful he is

Dude you seriously gotta get off Reddit. The phrase "Reddit" and "great thread" has never occurred in the history of mankind.

 

[JAAM]

Dude you seriously gotta get off Reddit. The phrase "Reddit" and "great thread" has never occurred in the history of mankind.

I hate Reddit, but sometimes there's info on there that I don't see on here. I don't have an account. Plus it's anti-Roman for the most part, so sometimes those posters aren't totally insufferable lol

 

[JoeyFlex5]

i turned 30 today. My wife gets me.

 

[rossihunter2]

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i turned 30 today. My wife gets me.

haha happy birthday dude

 

[Dom McRaven]

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i turned 30 today. My wife gets me.

Happy birthday, bruh. Can not wait to update the JoeyFlex5 Meltdown Thread come free agency/draft time. Do NOT disappoint us.

 

[airconteka]

Haha the juxtaposition of those balloons and that our family sign.

Happy birthday old [profanity deleted]

 

[JoeyFlex5]

haha happy birthday dude

Thanks homie

Happy birthday, bruh. Can not wait to update the JoeyFlex5 Meltdown Thread come free agency/draft time. Do NOT disappoint us.

aight aight maybe I got one last ride in me

Haha the juxtaposition of those balloons and that our family sign.

Happy birthday old [profanity deleted]

Thanks ye [profanity deleted] ye