Top ten WORST movies of 2018
1. Holmes at Watson: I went to this off of a free ticket and the fact that I am a huge fan of John C. Reilly. I'm pretty sure that I'm actually like
@JoeyFlex5 says I am now and have a disability. This movie sucked that bad. It actually insulted my intelligence.
2. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Yup. I liked the first Jurassic World. It was a fun popcorn flick. This movie was boring and the ending was so bad that I literally wanted to bang my head against the wall.
3. Venom: This movie is like the room for me. It's so bad that it's good. It's funny, it's corny. But it's stupid as all hell. I enjoyed it, but it's a terrible film and a stupid idea.
4. Gotti: I like John Travolta, I like Mobster biopics... This movie is just a failure
5. The Happy Time Murders: Fuck Melissa McCarthy.
6. Ocean's Eight. Can we please stop with the SJW gender swapping movies? Please? This movie only had one redeemable thing about it: Anne Hathaway.
7. Fifty Shades Freed: The only reason this movie isn't #1 is because this movie got me laid on Valentine's Day.
8. The Darkest minds: Can we please stop with these teenage science fiction drama movies. Only the Hunger Games has worked and it's for a good reason. That world is interesting, these worlds are not.
9. Robin Hood: See my review for Venom. This movie is awful but I utterly enjoyed it because it has a good cast. It's literally Batman Begins but with Robin Hood.
10. Solo: Not a bad movie, but extremely forgettable
Honorable Mention: Black Panther. This movie doesn't suck, but it's easily the most overrated movie of 2018. Bar none. Everyone told me it was some kind of a masterpiece but it's got a bunch of already dated jokes from Shuri, almost no actual character development from the protagonist, terrible terrible special effects, and it commits the same crime that Star Wars did and wastes Andy Serkis. The saving grace of the movie is Micheal B. Jordan, who seems to think that he's in a serious dramatic movie and it's honestly refreshing. Give that man an Oscar already. This movie was remarkably average otherwise. If Infinity War was the most overhyped movie of all time, this movie is the most overrated.