How to cook the perfect steak.
By The Totally Sober Lost and Translation
1. Hot fucking pan
2. One teaspoon of fucking olive oil.
3. Lay the fucking steak away from you.
4. Sear one side for two fucking minutes
5. Repeat step fucking four after flipping sides
6. Turn over and sear the fucking fat
7. Add a tablespoon of fucking butter
8. Baste the fucking steak with the fucking butter
9. Take the steak off the fucking grill after two fucking minutes
10. Let the steak fucking sit for two fucking minutes
11. Cut steak down the fucking middle to ensure it's cooked to fucking perfection.
12. Fucking delicious.