DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD

[Willbacker]

When did hangovers become 2 day minimum things? For fucks sake when I was 18 I literally downed a 5th of Ciroc in 45 seconds as a challenge, blacked out within 30 seconds, and woke up with no hangover...

Fast forward to 26, my work Christmas party on Friday, I have about 8 Jameson and cokes and 3 beers, 2 days later I feel more hungover than I ever did in my younger years, despite all the water chugging and electrolytes and coconut water. Back in the day all I needed was some fried eggs and hash browns for breakfast and I’d be good. Now I take medicine and vitamins and all types of ill shit and nothing happens.

Getting old fucking sucks.

Try drinking a glass of water here and there between your drinks. Might rust your pipes tho. If the latter happens gargle some vegetable oil.

 

[Oldfaithful]

some asshole removed the handle for the cold water on the sinks in the library men's bathroom during finals week as a prank.

I'm not a violent person but I am willing to fight someone over that

 

[allblackraven]

Try drinking a glass of water here and there between your drinks. Might rust your pipes tho. If the latter happens gargle some vegetable oil.

Back in my day, cold beer for breakfast was all the remedy required.

 

[RavensMania]

Back in my day, cold beer for breakfast was all the remedy required.

Fosters, the pisswater of choice

 

[Oldfaithful]

Fosters, the pisswater of choice

straight from horse to bottle

 

[allblackraven]

Fosters, the pisswater of choice

You're not paying attention. I said beer.

 

[RavensMania]

You're not paying attention. I said beer.

I was waiting for your response AND I expected something like this

 

[allblackraven]

I was waiting for your response AND I expected something like this

 

[RavensMania]

If I beat you in fantasy, I expect this at my house for breakfast on Wednesday morning.

 

[allblackraven]

If I beat you in fantasy, I expect this at my house for breakfast on Wednesday morning.

Are you implying some hard partying tomorrow?

 

[Oldfaithful]

On the 12th day of Christmas my CU Boulder gave to me
12 all nighters
11 research papers
10 mental breakdowns
9 tutoring sessions
8 canvas malfunction
7 Timed quizzes
6 shots of vodka
5 FCQS!!!
4 cups of coffee
3 more shots
2 hours of sleep
AND A MONTH OF ANXIETY

 

[RavensMania]

On the 12th day of Christmas my CU Boulder gave to me
12 all nighters
11 research papers
10 mental breakdowns
9 tutoring sessions
8 canvas malfunction
7 Timed quizzes
6 shots of vodka
5 FCQS!!!
4 cups of coffee
3 more shots
2 hours of sleep
AND A MONTH OF ANXIETY

So what’s new

 

[Oldfaithful]

So what’s new

I'm considering writing a holliday album

 

[RavensMania]

I'm considering writing a holliday album

You’ve got 12 days of Xmas ans not one of them is a Steeler loss. Shame on you. I get Steeler losses on every day of Chanukah

 

[Oldfaithful]

You’ve got 12 days of Xmas ans not one of them is a Steeler loss. Shame on you. I get Steeler losses on every day of Chanukah

And you didn't wish for @DeVito52 to lose his virginity like I did? Shame on you.

 

[RavensMania]

And you didn't wish for @DeVito52 to lose his virginity like I did? Shame on you.

Read in between the lines

 

[DeVito52]

Day 642 without talking to a female

 

[Dom McRaven]

Day 642 without talking to a female

Okay bruh........are you avoiding them like the plague?

 

[DeVito52]

Okay bruh........are you avoiding them like the plague?

Quite the opposite. Anytime I see one I run after them and scream at the top of my lungs in pure joy but they always seem to be running the other direction for some reason

 

[Dom McRaven]

Quite the opposite. Anytime I see one I run after them and scream at the top of my lungs in pure joy but they always seem to be running the other direction for some reason

You know, come to think of it, I wonder if you would consider this to be an accurate depiction if you were with your friends and you go up to a woman:



What say you? @Lost_In_Translation @RavensMania