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Lamar Jackson

rmcjacket23

rmcjacket23

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Deebo813 said:
Barbershop would have you looking much nicer.. Your significant other will be very happy, especially if its been a while since youve had a nice clean cut.. shit you might even walk around smiling for no reason all day
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Yeah but then the barber starts talking, and I just get angrier again.
So its a circular reference.

Also if you've ever met anybody that shaves their head, they don't go to a barbershop. There's literally nothing they can do to make it look "better". All they do is make you dumber, then take your $.
 
JAAM

JAAM

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rmcjacket23 said:
Yeah but then the barber starts talking, and I just get angrier again.
So its a circular reference.

Also if you've ever met anybody that shaves their head, they don't go to a barbershop. There's literally nothing they can do to make it look "better". All they do is make you dumber, then take your $.
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Are you bald?
 
rmcjacket23

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JAAM said:
Are you bald?
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Sort of, but not really. Probably like a third of my head is bald. But I shave the whole thing.

Partially because I used to swim as a teenager, and mostly because it saves literally hundreds, if not thousands, of $ every year.
 
JoeyFlex5

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rmcjacket23 said:
Sort of, but not really. Probably like a third of my head is bald. But I shave the whole thing.

Partially because I used to swim as a teenager, and mostly because it saves literally hundreds, if not thousands, of $ every year.
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I have a perfect hairline and shave my head, because it saves me $50+ a month
 
rmcjacket23

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JoeyFlex5 said:
I have a perfect hairline and shave my head, because it saves me $50+ a month
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Trimmer/shaver cost me about $100. It's lasted years. Shaving my head, or getting any haircut, would cost me $15-20 per time anywhere I go, minimum. Assuming I do that 30 times a year, that's like $600.

I also use about one bottle of shampoo a year.
 
Dom McRaven

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Yes I know this belongs to the NBA Thread, but as a Blazers fan, there are some parallels between Lamar and Dame Lillard. Both guys got hurt during the season and got shut down in the last couple of years which led to a trade request. At least with Lamar, the trade request was a farce.

To borrow @rmcjacket23 's phrase lol, he don't have the balls to sit out.

 
gtalk12

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Dom McRaven said:
Yes I know this belongs to the NBA Thread, but as a Blazers fan, there are some parallels between Lamar and Dame Lillard. Both guys got hurt during the season and got shut down in the last couple of years which led to a trade request. At least with Lamar, the trade request was a farce.

To borrow @rmcjacket23 's phrase lol, he don't have the balls to sit out.

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you're a Jail Blazers fan? lmfaoooo

With that situation, I think they should just do right by him and trade him to the team he wants to go. He gave them 11 years and the second best player they ever put around him was CJ. They couldn't even keep LA when he was there all those years ago.

Their asking price is too high. If they wanted young pieces and picks then they should have traded him a few years ago
 
Dom McRaven

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gtalk12 said:
you're a Jail Blazers fan? lmfaoooo

With that situation, I think they should just do right by him and trade him to the team he wants to go. He gave them 11 years and the second best player they ever put around him was CJ. They couldn't even keep LA when he was there all those years ago.

Their asking price is too high. If they wanted young pieces and picks then they should have traded him a few years ago
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So he wants to go to the Heat and is hellbent. He has no NTC so basically he has no leverage. His agent is basically sabotaging other teams' efforts to trade for him. The Heat don't have much to give up. I'm sorry, but Lowry, Robinson, Martin, and a couple of first round picks is not enough. Fuck all of that. If the Heat want him, they need to find a 3rd team to help facilitate the trade. We don't want Herro's contract but the Nets are cool with it. We'll see though.

If he wanted to go to another team, he shouldn't have signed the contract. See, it's not like the Blazers weren't trying to get pieces around him. Free agents don't want to come here. Our "biggest" free agent signing was Evan Turner's bum ass in 2016. We traded for Grant, we traded for Nurk, etc.
 
Tank

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Dom McRaven said:
So he wants to go to the Heat and is hellbent. He has no NTC so basically he has no leverage. His agent is basically sabotaging other teams' efforts to trade for him. The Heat don't have much to give up. I'm sorry, but Lowry, Robinson, Martin, and a couple of first round picks is not enough. Fuck all of that. If the Heat want him, they need to find a 3rd team to help facilitate the trade. We don't want Herro's contract but the Nets are cool with it. We'll see though.

If he wanted to go to another team, he shouldn't have signed the contract. See, it's not like the Blazers weren't trying to get pieces around him. Free agents don't want to come here. Our "biggest" free agent signing was Evan Turner's bum ass in 2016. We traded for Grant, we traded for Nurk, etc.
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Lamar wants to go to the Heat? Everybody wants to play in Miami. lol
 
gtalk12

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Dom McRaven said:
So he wants to go to the Heat and is hellbent. He has no NTC so basically he has no leverage. His agent is basically sabotaging other teams' efforts to trade for him. The Heat don't have much to give up. I'm sorry, but Lowry, Robinson, Martin, and a couple of first round picks is not enough. Fuck all of that. If the Heat want him, they need to find a 3rd team to help facilitate the trade. We don't want Herro's contract but the Nets are cool with it. We'll see though.

If he wanted to go to another team, he shouldn't have signed the contract. See, it's not like the Blazers weren't trying to get pieces around him. Free agents don't want to come here. Our "biggest" free agent signing was Evan Turner's bum ass in 2016. We traded for Grant, we traded for Nurk, etc.
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Ya'll failed with Lamarcus and traded CJ.

Explain the CJ trade if you are trying to compete. Dame signed because the bag was crazy and honestly I do think there is a timeline where he retires as a Blazer.
 
drjohnnyfever

drjohnnyfever

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Wahl hair clipper since 1994. lol Original $19.99 Wahl Clipper lasted from maybe June 94 until May 2022. I think that works out to be less than $0.02/cut. Just got a new one last year to replace it, $69.99. I don't think I'll be alive to see the same return. ;)
 
Dom McRaven

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gtalk12 said:
Ya'll failed with Lamarcus and traded CJ.

Explain the CJ trade if you are trying to compete. Dame signed because the bag was crazy and honestly I do think there is a timeline where he retires as a Blazer.
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Aldridge was acting like a bitch because he wasn't getting the same shine as Lillard. Aldridge wasn't as marketable as him. So he goes from wanting to retire as a Blazer to wanting go home to Texas.

As for CJ, bruh.......it wasn't working in the playoffs with these two over the years. Playing with two guards who don't play defense can only get you so far. If you notice, when we lose in the playoffs, we typically get swept or lose in 5 in large part because one of them would shoot like shit and the ball movement was virtually nonexistent.
 
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