The 2023 Offseason Thread

[BoredMarine13]

Seems predicting our doom via post draft offer sheet is all the rage these days. Honestly, even if a team snags Lamar with offer sheet we can’t match , we’ll be fine. Might be turbulent at first, but armed with extra picks EDC will be good.

 

[BoredMarine13]

Get this man ASAP, we need a psycho on the team

 

[gtalk12]

Get this man ASAP, we need a psycho on the team

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[BoredMarine13]

WHAT THE FUCK?

I know people who eat the peel or use it for their banana bread , but mayo in coffee is unforgivable

 

[UPennChem]

We really should've taken care of WR in FA because it makes so much more sense to take a blue chip corner early and take traitsy developable WRs later.

But it seems we've done nothing. Not even the reverse.

 

[Sandtown]

We really should've taken care of WR in FA because it makes so much more sense to take a blue chip corner early and take traitsy developable WRs later.

But it seems we've done nothing. Not even the reverse.

Well this didn't age well

 

[JoeyFlex5]

We really should've taken care of WR in FA because it makes so much more sense to take a blue chip corner early and take traitsy developable WRs later.

But it seems we've done nothing. Not even the reverse.

Welp

 

[UPennChem]

Well this didn't age well

You're welcome!!

 

[UPennChem]

Welp

You're also welcome!

 

[BoredMarine13]

Most exciting thing about Odell signing and all the void years is it shows we’re all in this year.

 

[gtalk12]

I know people who eat the peel or use it for their banana bread , but mayo in coffee is unforgivable

I did not even want to further this conversation but my curiosity is killing me


WHY WOULD YOU PUT MAYO IN COFEE? That's a thing?

 

[rossihunter2]

I did not even want to further this conversation but my curiosity is killing me


WHY WOULD YOU PUT MAYO IN COFEE? That's a thing?

Surely the mayo just congeals and goes lumpy and gross?

 

[RL52TheGreatest]

I did not even want to further this conversation but my curiosity is killing me


WHY WOULD YOU PUT MAYO IN COFEE? That's a thing?

Some people just want to watch the world burn

 

[UPennChem]

I did not even want to further this conversation but my curiosity is killing me


WHY WOULD YOU PUT MAYO IN COFEE? That's a thing?

Clearly it's to add fat to the coffee. Which is common practice with you know a thing called CREAM

 

[JoeyFlex5]

Clearly it's to add fat to the coffee. Which is common practice with you know a thing called CREAM

Yeah you add fat to coffee, you don’t add fucking oil whipped with eggs

 

[UPennChem]

Yeah you add fat to coffee, you don’t add fucking oil whipped with eggs

Big facts

 

[UPennChem]

Off season check list
Draft any 1st RD CB you like
Draft any 3rd RD WR you like
Resign MP cheap
Resign Justin Houston cheap
Cut Duv
Cut Proche
Win the SB

 

[JoeyFlex5]

I was high on levis until I actually watched how his game unfolds through the fourth quarter.

He doesn’t have it. When the game is on the line, he will make the prettiest, wrist flickingest, most off platform under duress throw you’ll ever see, and it will drop right in the bucket where he has one receiver and 4 defenders and it will certainly not land in his receivers hands, it may be close, like that was a valiant effort to complete that throw, but you would’ve had a much better chance had you thrown to one of your open receivers instead.

 

[rossihunter2]

Off season check list
Draft any 1st RD CB you like
Draft any 3rd RD WR you like
Resign MP cheap
Resign Justin Houston cheap
Cut Duv
Cut Proche
Win the SB

resign MP
or it can be rock ya-sin too...

 

[UPennChem]

resign MP
or it can be rock ya-sin too...

Totally